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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 October 1969 (44 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1534
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

#6896852
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9080) - you deserved it (56061)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

#6241775
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20411) - you deserved it (8436)

On 11/10/2009 at 10:59am - money - by notgreg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

#6222787
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (4381)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

#6195343
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45594) - you deserved it (4133)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML

#5953785
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22216) - you deserved it (9098)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

#5943404
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28756) - you deserved it (4485)

On 10/22/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by mvgirl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5885) - you deserved it (98650)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)



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