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Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada
Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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