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YESTERDAY I WAS AT MY FAMILY REUNION. I'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FAMILY. I WALKED UP BEHIND MY HUSBAND AND SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE." MY HUSBAND TURNED AROUND. IT WAS MY UNCLE WEREING THE SAME HAT AS MY HUSBAND. FML
today I lerened that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just cuz I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
Today, I had an interview for an internship at looool an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of bieng hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML
Today, I went over to mah grlfriend's house to meet her entre family 4 the frst time!! Trying not to be rude, I ate thier 12-bean an chorizo soup!! Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger!! FML
Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
Friday 27 March 2015