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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5196
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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mominzed's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9599) - you deserved it (43836)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY I WAS AT MY FAMILY REUNION. I'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FAMILY. I WALKED UP BEHIND MY HUSBAND AND SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE." MY HUSBAND TURNED AROUND. IT WAS MY UNCLE WEREING THE SAME HAT AS MY HUSBAND. FML

#17601670
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18034) - you deserved it (35765)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

I went to a bar wit some friendsen ma wife textd me askingere I was. Not wanting er to know I was at a bar, I told er I was still at work. Se was sitting in te boot beind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (59983)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I noticed how big my brother's package is . If it hadn't been 4 the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day I never would have had to . FML

#17594618
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

TODAY, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY IF E BIT ME ON TE LIPS. NORMALLY, I WOULD AVE ENJOYD IT, IF TE LIPS IN QUESTION WERE TE ONES ON MA FACE. FML

#17591992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39263) - you deserved it (4693)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

today I got into a aatad argumant wit ma mom cuz apparantly I'm an idiot fir not saring ar baliaf tat cickan r mammals. Sa as a univarsity dagraa in tis stuff. FML

#17586338
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)

today I lerened that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just cuz I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

#17585991
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (3434)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got suspendd for bringing a "hazardou weapon" to school. They were earrings.

#17584476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30311) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at looool an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of bieng hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (95261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah nieghbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

#17187293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (3001)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48109) - you deserved it (2845)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I went over to mah grlfriend's house to meet her entre family 4 the frst time!! Trying not to be rude, I ate thier 12-bean an chorizo soup!! Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger!! FML

#17177083
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (4728)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (11815)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)



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