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Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Godsfavourite (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States
Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by OopsMonkey - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17848) - you deserved it (6043)
On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by silent one - United States
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by MTJY - United Kingdom
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