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mominzed
  • Town/Country : Lusaka, Zambia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 2693
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#17756574
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18596) - you deserved it (9617)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML

#17755798
252 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164
280 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
72 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
72 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

#17746591
105 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
164 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
292 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
212 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

#17743433
116 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

#17743299
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22579) - you deserved it (2226)

On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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