About mominzed : If you deserve it, you deserve it!
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anza (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (33790) - you deserved it (1996)
On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by nomorefreehugs - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
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