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mominzed

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5194
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mominzed : If you deserve it, you deserve it!

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mominzed's favorite FMLs

Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ad a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did tey apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah ex, whom I haven't seen in two yeres, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer.

#17782982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (4549)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , while playing with a lighter , I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off!! He responded by telling me he would burn off mine!! FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (32876)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML

#17780455
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (40384)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls!! The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit!! FML

#17773363
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8352) - you deserved it (46404)

On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2444)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

I finally told ma crus tat I lika ar. Sa said sa could navar data ma, cuz apparantly, "My bast friand likas you." Har bast friand is ma stap-sistar. FML

#17758843
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (2184)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I went to lunc wit ma sister. As te waitress was bringing our food se droppd it on te floor. Se apologizd and brougt us new food. After we finisd eating and I lookd at te bill I noticd se'd cargd us twice. FML

#17757615
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (2996)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today , at work , I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. fat FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (1712)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I noticd thathen I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. big fat FML

#17756574
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (10327)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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