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About mominzed : If you deserve it, you deserve it!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML
Today, mah ex, whom I haven't seen in two yeres, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer.
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML
Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML
Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today I went to lunc wit ma sister. As te waitress was bringing our food se droppd it on te floor. Se apologizd and brougt us new food. After we finisd eating and I lookd at te bill I noticd se'd cargd us twice. FML
Friday 27 March 2015