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Today, while out grocery shopping together, my mom decided it was a great time to describe in vivid detail how, when she was breast feeding me, milk would pour out of her nipple piercing holes. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Gingerdoesafacepalm (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Dooh (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States
Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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