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Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24483) - you deserved it (11993)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML


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