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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mld4657 : I'm a huge batman FREAK.. ugh just ask I'll tell

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mld4657's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (2163)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46019) - you deserved it (8301)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41348) - you deserved it (4749)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (5105)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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