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mld4657

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mld4657 : I'm a huge batman FREAK.. ugh just ask I'll tell

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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mld4657's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

#21319039
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29673) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42440) - you deserved it (10770)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML

#21291715
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (2918)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38330) - you deserved it (2810)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46158) - you deserved it (8327)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41460) - you deserved it (4757)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37298) - you deserved it (5113)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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