About Mld4657
Okay so the name is Melissa, I love batman, harry potter, alice in wonderland, and much more. I love to read books, I dont watch a lot of tv to the point where I think the nanny is still a hit. I have multiple tattoos and piercings. If my profile or comments offend anyone, I can say right now, Fuck you or fuck off. I am entitled to what I think and my opinion and if you dont like it, go suck a fat cucumber. If you want to know more about me hit me up on the messenger here, if not keep moving on... oh and while you are at my page give me a fuck and ill give you a courtesy fuck. ;) 21 or older......
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Mld4657's FML badges
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • 42

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  • Santa Claus

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • The Mixer

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  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Beginner

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Consolation prize

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    19%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Picture this FML

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  • 50 favorites

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    70%
  • I’m your new creative director

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    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • Happy ending

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  • 50 quality comments

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    84%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Mld4657's favorite FMLs
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