About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.
I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.
I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"
If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.
I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.
Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.
*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 9:31am - misc - by youknowwhatitis - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 9:31am - misc - by youknowwhatitis - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by leftbehind (man) - Colombia (Antioquia)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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