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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5081
  • Number of comments : 862
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.

I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.

I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"

If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.

I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.

Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.

*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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mk58's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

#17951348
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (2204)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

#17927232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (3944)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by jkass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

#17919274
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24578) - you deserved it (6402)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:14am - work - by mando - Australia

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19840) - you deserved it (9984)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19840) - you deserved it (9984)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML

#17866876
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10422) - you deserved it (23974)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19916) - you deserved it (43694)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34851) - you deserved it (4849)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54862) - you deserved it (5409)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26304) - you deserved it (2320)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21190) - you deserved it (2427)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33858) - you deserved it (4189)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)



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