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mk58

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mk58

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6688
  • Number of comments : 862
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.

I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.

I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"

If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.

I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.

Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.

*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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mk58's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had trid, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injurd squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl an smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29398) - you deserved it (2351)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (5470)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , after explaining to two year old that we were going bra shopping , he decided to announce to the entre bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. mega FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17067) - you deserved it (23198)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to mah co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tring skiing is. real FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29531) - you deserved it (2096)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

2DAY I DROPPD MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON OFF AT SCHOOL. HE DECIDD TO HAVE FUN AND STEP OUT OF MY CAR SCREAMING "STRANGER DANGER" WHILE RUNNING AWAY AND POINTING AT ME. I THEN HAD TO GET OUT OF MY CAR TO SHUT THE DOOR HE'D LEFT WIDE OPEN. THIS CAUSD 20 OTHER KIDS TO SCREAM "STRANGER DANGER" AS WELL. FML

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! wile my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke..!! e slippd on some ice an fell on tier car!! Te alarm went off!! FML

#18482470
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14720) - you deserved it (25143)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

today I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appear that mah friend have alway thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along'hen I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33205) - you deserved it (2912)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

#18417411
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (7505)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today in gaomatry class wa wara working in daad silanca!! Apparantly mah phona wasn't on vibrata and I racaivad 25 taxts all at onca whila it blastad "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of mah back pockat!! Thay waran't avan taxts from friands just Facabook notifications!! raal FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (31375)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out that tha gantla, adorabla oral surgaonho took out my wisdom taath last yaar was racantly arrastad fir rapa.

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (2426)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a nightclub, a cute grl started hitting on me. I got into it an we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, an shouted, "That's wat u get for touching my woman." FML

#18414654
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29166) - you deserved it (4382)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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