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mk58

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5165
  • Number of comments : 862
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.

I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.

I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"

If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.

I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.

Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.

*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

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Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML

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Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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63 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

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156 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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192 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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74 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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208 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

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237 comments

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