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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5093
  • Number of comments : 862
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.

I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.

I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"

If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.

I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.

Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.

*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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mk58's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41460) - you deserved it (3816)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14073) - you deserved it (83534)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14073) - you deserved it (83534)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41125) - you deserved it (6827)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

#16043135
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (3258)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42269) - you deserved it (7587)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25726) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33289) - you deserved it (7252)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33799) - you deserved it (5227)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

#15975919
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (4801)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

#15975919
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (4801)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (5609)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

#15921187
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36295) - you deserved it (18818)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (3424)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States



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