About mk58 : First off, I AM A WOMAN, GODAMMIT. Just because I happen to like rage comics, and may often be seen wearing my rage face does not make me a male.
I'm a bit vulgar and rude sometimes, so I apologize beforehand if I hurt anyone's feelings.
I am a bit of a grammar nazi. I won't go around pointing out little errors or things that I know are probably typos (or autocorrect), but I will rage at you if you call someone out for being an idiot like so:
"your an idiot"
Or if you type like this:
"OMG dis be da sh1t!"
If you don't see what is wrong with those phrases right away, I'm not going to tell you what isn't correct. You'll find out when I rage at you. Just a word of caution, that's all.
I don't comment as much as I used to, but I'm still around lurking.
Feel free to message me, unless you happen to be a rude son/daughter of a goober.
*puts rage face on*
Now SCAT before I eat you!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (2440)
On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33903) - you deserved it (2817)
On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35127) - you deserved it (2937)
On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11375) - you deserved it (64573)
On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States
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