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Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9977) - you deserved it (144712)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5572) - you deserved it (35799)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (2598)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh so being my usual joking self I kidded "Why aren't those kids in school?". She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41896) - you deserved it (11457)

On 08/25/2009 at 9:21am - work - by mybad - United States (Georgia)



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