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misteygirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About misteygirl : Future cat lady who loves reading about other people's crappy lives so I can feel better about mine.

misteygirl's page activity

Visits<b>Leo619</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:55am<b>PsychoBillyGoat</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:54pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:29am<b>konstantinos616</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:27pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:36pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:42pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:44am<b>dk1991</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:21am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:29pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:41pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:56am<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:05am<b>michaelf461</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>immaloser95</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 1:36am<b>johnnynumnuts</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:00pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 2:38am

Fucked!<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 6:04am<b>johnnynumnuts</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 4:00am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 4:21am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:38am<b>_delaneybear</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 6:47pm<b>CambodianPenguin</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 7:03am<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 6:02am<b>Shayaan</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 6:58am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 5:23am<b>Betz_00</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 4:41am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 3:25pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 12:07pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 3:22am<b>whiteangel361</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 4:21am

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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misteygirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21240415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36569) - you deserved it (6065)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50729) - you deserved it (26344)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

#20647074
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60589) - you deserved it (4739)

On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

#20504485
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (5560)

On 02/12/2013 at 11:57pm - misc - by IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

#18424954
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29703) - you deserved it (4995)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51530) - you deserved it (5457)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

#8125309
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23260) - you deserved it (7248)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175208) - you deserved it (8968)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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