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misteygirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About misteygirl : Future cat lady who loves reading about other people's crappy lives so I can feel better about mine.

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Visits<b>PsychoBillyGoat</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:54pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:29am<b>konstantinos616</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:27pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:36pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:42pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:44am<b>dk1991</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:21am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:29pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:41pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:56am<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:05am<b>michaelf461</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>immaloser95</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 1:36am<b>johnnynumnuts</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:00pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 2:38am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:21pm<b>MissyPastaCreeps</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:42pm

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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misteygirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21240415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (6064)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50710) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60574) - you deserved it (4736)

On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking to mah dorm room whila it was snowing haavily. I saw a girl in a whaalchair trying to gat up a slippary inclina. Baing a good parson, I askad to halp. I'm a pratty waak guy, and I couldn't push har up. Sha whaalad away crying bacausa sha thought sha was fat. FML

#20504485
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36500) - you deserved it (5558)

On 02/12/2013 at 11:57pm - misc - by IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I was having a rough day and dacidad to go out for a walk at 1 a.m . to claar mah haad . I andad up baing drivan homa by two cops , who thought I was prostituting mysalf at tha truck stop . Whan wa arrivad , thay had a nica convarsation with mah parants . maga FML

#18424954
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (4995)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , at 21 years old , I am still so flat chestd that I can't even fit into training bras meant fir 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51511) - you deserved it (5456)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I Was Babysitting. The Kid Said He Had To Use The Bathroom. When I Told Him To Go Ahead... He Said He Just Did. He Was On My Lap. He Wasn't Wearing Pants. FML

#8125309
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (7247)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174911) - you deserved it (8960)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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