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by Anonymous / 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by MandMandM / 07/19/2010 at 2:38am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/06/2010 at 2:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by anyomous / 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by lance / 04/10/2010 at 1:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by leapple / 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
by Rawr / 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by luckygirl / 12/14/2009 at 4:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2009 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Kids
by Jamie / 08/13/2009 at 1:21pm / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…