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by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 3:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML
by counselor / 08/25/2010 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by vstan / 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
by AlexaSt2611 / 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm / Paraguay (Central) / Intimacy
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
by DyingOfShame / 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
by groomsman / 08/24/2010 at 8:19am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by T.T / 08/24/2010 at 4:19am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by coffee / 08/22/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Money
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by yup okay / 08/19/2010 at 11:28am / United States (Texas) / Love
by FreeToFly3733 / 08/19/2010 at 7:25am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
by divorced / 08/19/2010 at 6:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
- Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…