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by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you were fighting a lot, right?" Wrong. I then had to explain to him that his erectile dysfunction wasn't something to be embarrassed about. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 10:55pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Intimacy
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
by fatcat117 / 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Proprepourtant / 04/16/2011 at 7:28am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by fmldailyyy / 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked… Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear.… Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some…