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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2869
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mistakenGrace : I am what I am, what I am, what I am!

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Today, I Found Out Apparently, I Have A Wierd Looking Vagina. How? My Boyfriend And I Had Sex Fir The First Time. He Took One Look At My Virginia And With A Look Of Horror Said, "I Have Never Seen One This GROSS." He's A Gynecologist And Probably Sees 20 Vaginas A Day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58357) - you deserved it (7196)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter decidd to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are u lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (9263)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends told me all five of us sould bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brougt mine only to fine out looool tey ad told me tat so tey would get te four beds to temselves. Tey all 'forgot' to bring tem and its only fair tat I sould sleep on te floor. We are ere 4 a week. FML

#17131044
165 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
80 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (5620)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
80 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
392 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

looool yesterday ma girlfriend's ex punced me so ard in te face, I couldn't see straigt. But I got up anyway. I lunged at im, an nailed im in te jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out ma girlfriend te on-looker. big fat FML

#16972351
83 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients an decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten looool along better. mega FML

#16971210
130 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was watcing a ome video of wen ma mom was pregnant wit me!! Se ad a beer in er and!! mega FML

#16966151
191 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I Jokingly Told Mah Girlfriend That Sperm Kills Acne, She Laughd And Said "so That's How U Got Rid Of Yours So Fast" Then Continud To Text All Her Friends And Tell Them. FML

#16957068
208 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah girlfriend told me she wantd to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of ( spice ), just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

#16954796
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13696) - you deserved it (45007)

On 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by T-Guy (man) - United States (Arizona)



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