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mistakenGrace
  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2254
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

#17131044
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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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186 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
221 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

#16957068
209 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

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187 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by T-Guy (man) - United States (Arizona)



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