About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…
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by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by magnolia / 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Camille / 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by OhNo / 07/13/2010 at 11:02am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by jazthefish / 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
by LexiBoBexi / 07/12/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Nancy / 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by awkwardsituation / 07/11/2010 at 4:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health
by someoneelsessaliva / 06/05/2010 at 2:59am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
by crazygirl10 / 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
by AdamFoundHisEve / 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
by latenightbite / 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis… Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the… Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she…