About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…
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Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
by Cody / 07/19/2010 at 9:59am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by magnolia / 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Camille / 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by OhNo / 07/13/2010 at 11:02am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by jazthefish / 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
by LexiBoBexi / 07/12/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Nancy / 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by awkwardsituation / 07/11/2010 at 4:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health
by someoneelsessaliva / 06/05/2010 at 2:59am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
by crazygirl10 / 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
by AdamFoundHisEve / 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm / Miscellaneous