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by ima nerd / 12/25/2010 at 2:31am / United States (Alabama) / Money
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 12:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML
by bullseyed / 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:09am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by nickyboy / 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…