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About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

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Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (3644)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (3644)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8565) - you deserved it (65743)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

#14524206
82 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Serbia

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66720) - you deserved it (3931)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (4924)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

#14478840
77 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 9:19pm - kids - by yingyang2 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
138 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (5919)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48332) - you deserved it (9590)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

#14369439
43 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)

Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

#14354901
108 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 6:29am - kids - by DeadDude -

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

#14348519
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8863) - you deserved it (35611)

On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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