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missathegirlwond
  • Town/Country : Mos Eisley, Tatooine
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4076
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

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175 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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168 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
256 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
126 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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152 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

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86 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
114 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
359 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML

#14059458
101 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by nickyboy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
92 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

#13596248
141 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
235 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

#13566172
69 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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