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  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

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missathegirlwond's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

#15011813
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25003) - you deserved it (3805)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

#15005478
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6129) - you deserved it (60305)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44013) - you deserved it (3102)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (49409)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
255 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
147 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

#14893456
90 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24272) - you deserved it (5614)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15178) - you deserved it (53377)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

#14855519
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14361) - you deserved it (36761)

On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
54 comments

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52017) - you deserved it (3828)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48063) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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