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mischybelle
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About mischybelle : I am a university student studying languages and history. I live in a small room with an incredibly moody kitten. I love musical theatre; my specialty is dancing, but I am also decent at the singing part. I started vocal lessons in February.

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Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question: 'On what continent is Canada located' she responded 'Antarctica.' If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050 (235)

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (9935)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (12270)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (1846)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475 (132)

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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (391)

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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492 (107)

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (14556) - you deserved it (1560)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644 (218)

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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

#1224721 (201)

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On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)



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