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mindloop
  • Town/Country : Huntington Beach, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1990
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by horniness (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 12:24am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

#5609665
73 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by jacked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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167 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

#5247865
92 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 6:05am - money - by JhKhS (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML

#5121901
345 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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83 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

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373 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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201 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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