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Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love . We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float . My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?"

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68 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2dayhile on mah run, I was attacked by mah neighbor's new dog!! It apparently didn't lyk me running past there house and broke free from its chain!! I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court 4 the emotional distress I caused her and the dog!! FML

#13397431
206 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, wen I read tat gelatin is made from te collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

#13394926
444 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, friends threw me a Halloween themed party for sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one looool of friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

#13394916
87 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy . Apparently.. . u can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing . FML

#13312784
157 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , I want ovar to mah friand's housa. Har 5 yaar old son answarad tha door and whan ha saw ma said , 'oh graat , it's YOU' and slammad tha door in mah faca. FML

#13300010
90 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
139 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

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267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, My Boyfriend And I Got Into A Fight. Doubting Our Relationship, I Asked Him Seriously If He Loved Me. He Looked Thoughtful, Gathered Me In His Arms And Said, "If I Say Yes, Will U Be Less Pissed?" And Then Tried To Stick His Hand Down My Pants. FML

Today, mah husband decided he will be a 'stay at home dad . We have two cats . No kids . FML

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95 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was one of five people calld up to the front in class to recieve a special notice from the school administration. The first four people recievd awards 4 outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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72 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by leftout (man) - United States (California)

I was having sex with boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrowhile faking an orgasmhen I realize boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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177 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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