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Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML

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68 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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202 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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444 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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87 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (4740)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

#13300010
89 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

#13184282
138 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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262 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

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94 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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72 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by leftout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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176 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
241 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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