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About mikeofthunder : Hi, name's Jack, age is Old and Wise and occupation is Classified. My joke's are bad, but my sense of humor is intact!
My name's Mike, I'm 19 and live in the beautiful countryside of England. I'm on this site because I like to laugh at people's downs, or emphasize with their really downs. The dish in my pic is pasta carbonara - I have an interest in cooking, just lack MANY skills. I make a good conversation I hear - sweet and funny being the recurring description. Bug please, make your own decision about that.
Oh yeah, and Batman rules!
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Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Friday 26 September 2014