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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1102
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mikeofthunder : Hi, name's Jack, age is Old and Wise and occupation is Classified. My joke's are bad, but my sense of humor is intact!

My name's Mike, I'm 19 and live in the beautiful countryside of England. I'm on this site because I like to laugh at people's downs, or emphasize with their really downs. The dish in my pic is pasta carbonara - I have an interest in cooking, just lack MANY skills. I make a good conversation I hear - sweet and funny being the recurring description. Bug please, make your own decision about that.

Oh yeah, and Batman rules!

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mikeofthunder's favorite FMLs

Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (2274)

On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (1649)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (1568)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24602) - you deserved it (2501)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (5706)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (35848)

On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8193) - you deserved it (35349)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39056) - you deserved it (11350) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (2210)

On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24947) - you deserved it (2076)

On 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (2821)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by nalathelionqueen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (4559)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19627) - you deserved it (1903)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (2943)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

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