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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1019
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mikeofthunder : Hi, name's Jack, age is Old and Wise and occupation is Classified. My joke's are bad, but my sense of humor is intact!

My name's Mike, I'm 19 and live in the beautiful countryside of England. I'm on this site because I like to laugh at people's downs, or emphasize with their really downs. The dish in my pic is pasta carbonara - I have an interest in cooking, just lack MANY skills. I make a good conversation I hear - sweet and funny being the recurring description. Bug please, make your own decision about that.

Oh yeah, and Batman rules!

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mikeofthunder's favorite FMLs

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25550) - you deserved it (2154)

On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18770) - you deserved it (1502)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today my roommate tougt it would be funny to trow a brick down te laundry-cute!! Guess wo spent te nigt at te ospital!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (20832) - you deserved it (1494)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Taday I askd a girl in ma building out. Se said yes, and told me er fee per our. big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday... as I left work fir te parking lot... I noticed two full trasbags duct-taped to my car. Tey were marked as my property. According to te note left on my windsield... my ex-roommate tougt e'd be kind enoug to bring my tings to me to save me te trip. FML

Yesterday, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels . He wanted to ( see what the fuss was about . ) I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 yeres we've been dating . real FML


I agree, your life sucks (27517) - you deserved it (5467)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday hile having sex with mah boyfriend I was apparently really loud becausehen we finished I hered his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (12875) - you deserved it (34657)

On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

I finished shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked !! After scouring the parking lot 4 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report 4 a stolen vehicle !! I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (7254) - you deserved it (32664)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah grlfriend decidd that having OCD will help her loose weight. She is now convincd that walking in an out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20127) - you deserved it (2053)

On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, wile on my morning jog, I turnd a corner, an out of nowere, te business end of a bicycle it me straigt in te nuts. As I collapsd, gasping in agony, te guy wo just killd a undrd million of my potential cildren got back on is bike an cycld away witout a word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23127) - you deserved it (1923)

On 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt,herein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was first year there, so some of colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (2702)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by nalathelionqueen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got on an elevator at te mall, along wit a twelve or trteen-year-old grl talking on er cell. Se spent te wole ride telling te person on te oter end ow ideou I looked and ow I look like a pregnant sperm wale. I was too umiliated to even say anyting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

Today, I decided to be nice an pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML


I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (1821)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, mah brother offerd mah boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26873) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

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