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mike3775
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 March 1975 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1995
  • Number of comments : 477
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mike3775 : I am a practical joker, I rather have fun at work then be all super serious like many tightwads are

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Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

#21471520
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23818) - you deserved it (1802)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - Ukraine

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

#21408187
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (2194)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:23am - love - by CryoSpectre - United States (California)

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
284 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

#19948855
75 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML

#19946274
321 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
83 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

#19945004
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18179) - you deserved it (28027)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

#19942412
380 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
356 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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