About mike3775 : I am a practical joker, I rather have fun at work then be all super serious like many tightwads are
mike3775's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
mike3775's favorite FMLs
Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML
by ForeverAlone / 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm / Ukraine / Miscellaneous
by CryoSpectre / 05/11/2015 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 4:00am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by trisha / 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by dogmom / 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by oops123 / 07/16/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Kids
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
by Zora / 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Kids
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
by oops / 07/15/2012 at 1:34am / United States / Intimacy
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
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