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About mike3775 : I am a practical joker, I rather have fun at work then be all super serious like many tightwads are
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TODAY, MY USBAND AND I STOPPD AT A SCENIC OVERLOOK ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. I LOOKD DOWN AND NOTICD SEVERAL SMALL SELLS AND EXCITEDLY CALLD IM OVER. I SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND FOSSILS ERE!" TE MOMENT IT CAME OUT OF MY MOUT, I REALIZD TEY WERE PISTACIO SELLS. SO DID E. MEGA FML
Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML
today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015