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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 March 1975 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1614
  • Number of comments : 450
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mike3775 : I am a practical joker, I rather have fun at work then be all super serious like many tightwads are

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2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML

#19949637
283 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

TODAY, MY USBAND AND I STOPPD AT A SCENIC OVERLOOK ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. I LOOKD DOWN AND NOTICD SEVERAL SMALL SELLS AND EXCITEDLY CALLD IM OVER. I SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND FOSSILS ERE!" TE MOMENT IT CAME OUT OF MY MOUT, I REALIZD TEY WERE PISTACIO SELLS. SO DID E. MEGA FML

#19948855
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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my usband an I agred tat e would name our first born an I would name our second!! He's dead-set on naming our cild "Raindropp" no matter weter it's a boy or girl!! FML

#19946274
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday my boyfriend pickd me up and spun me around like tey do in te movies , but before grimacing , taking a deep breat , and muttering "one , two , tree... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

yesterday my neighbors r moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached an thanked me 4 the times I forgot to shut the blinds an he watched me change. mega FML

#19945004
161 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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