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by trev / 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
by weddingblues / 05/30/2011 at 12:19am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
by FeedMe / 05/27/2011 at 6:45am / United States (California) / Animals
by Derp-A-Herp / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
by KittenTime / 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
by wtffireworks! / 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm / United States / Work
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets… Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling… Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door…