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  • Town/Country : Auckland , New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1246
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32052) - you deserved it (25535)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46151) - you deserved it (4201)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34204) - you deserved it (21013)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

#16371411
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (2965)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34452) - you deserved it (3539)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

#16369403
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31257) - you deserved it (5005)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:45am - animals - by FeedMe (man) - United States (California)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6160) - you deserved it (37413)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (5498)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40389) - you deserved it (8339)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (13164)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43523) - you deserved it (3290)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44136) - you deserved it (8673)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8546) - you deserved it (30182)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35301) - you deserved it (6471)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (45213)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -



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