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mexicotoucher
  • Town/Country : Auckland , New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1242
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15271) - you deserved it (45104)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

#18153608
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28473) - you deserved it (6309)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

#18057227
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (1779)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML

#17552351
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (3779)

On 08/22/2011 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

#17474941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8461) - you deserved it (32648)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66619) - you deserved it (6939)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34558) - you deserved it (11890)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28633) - you deserved it (2740)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25459) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (2141)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

#16718641
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9276) - you deserved it (39555) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8277) - you deserved it (26873)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32705) - you deserved it (4800)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (10810)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41199) - you deserved it (4095)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)



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