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Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)
Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told the hair dresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I thought it would make a change to go out wearing a hat, something I never do. I got about 100 yards down the road when someone shouted out, "Hey, the 80s called, they want their hat back!" FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 11:46am - misc - by BadHat (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 12:08am - work - by falafalo (woman) - United States
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)
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