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Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall . Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall . The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-frst into the floor in front of everyone . FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML
TODAY... I MET A GUY WHILE OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. HE KEPT BLOWING UP HIS CHEEKS... SO I DID IT BACK TO HIM AN ASKED HIM Y HE DID IT. HE PULLED OUT A CARD FROM HIS WALLET AN POINTED AT IT. IT WAS A CARD SAYING HE MAY HAVE SPEECH OR FACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE HE HAD A STROKE WHEN HE WAS 12. FML
Friday 27 March 2015