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Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall . Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall . The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-frst into the floor in front of everyone . FML

#19662501
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (22449)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my fiancé an I appeared in the paper fir obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared fir filing there marriage dissolution petition. FML

#19571944
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17661) - you deserved it (1727)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

#19569212
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21091) - you deserved it (1765)

On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

I looool had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21457) - you deserved it (2127)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told the hairdresser that kid had cut hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6437) - you deserved it (27933)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7786) - you deserved it (26019)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (1956)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I cummd out to my parents. Tey still tink I'm joking. FML

#19469914
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (5311)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , my boss fred me because he wants to start dating my mother an apparently doesn't want it to be ( awkward . ) fat FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (1513)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions 4 me or his physician. His only question: whether or not mah breasts are real. FML

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I MET A GUY WHILE OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. HE KEPT BLOWING UP HIS CHEEKS... SO I DID IT BACK TO HIM AN ASKED HIM Y HE DID IT. HE PULLED OUT A CARD FROM HIS WALLET AN POINTED AT IT. IT WAS A CARD SAYING HE MAY HAVE SPEECH OR FACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE HE HAD A STROKE WHEN HE WAS 12. FML

#19454925
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (12864)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, mah boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25712) - you deserved it (2398)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

yesterday the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally movd out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn movd in. FML

#19097249
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (2648)

On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)



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