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by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 2:05pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
by Queen_Dread / 05/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Kids
by faux ma / 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Weak Disposition / 04/27/2012 at 12:29am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
by Merlin / 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by Gayeveryday / 04/15/2012 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work
by falafalo / 04/14/2012 at 12:08am / United States / Work
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
by Holls / 04/12/2012 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by iJuli / 04/08/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Username / 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel… Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our… Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was…