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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (4144)

On 01/13/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States



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