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meelmo
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (9865)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML

#12173397 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (2637)

On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she can't leave because she has nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her until she finds a job and an apartment. FML

#12165294 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (21497) - you deserved it (7645)

On 07/28/2010 at 12:53pm - love - by skizpow7 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (12654) - you deserved it (49914)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

#12059383 (278)

I agree, your life sucks (18449) - you deserved it (11674)

On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

#12049549 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (13831) - you deserved it (18874)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (35901)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (38602) - you deserved it (4140)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

#11977645 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (3598)

On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (4247)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (31251) - you deserved it (6273)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (6157) - you deserved it (16391)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (16792) - you deserved it (4118)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (5106)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (3358) - you deserved it (45103)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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