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mea_iloveskiing
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2338
  • Number of comments : 475
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mea_iloveskiing : I'm so happy if you're reading this =)
complicated.
want Oasis not to look back in anger.
I can't stand racists.
love catcher in the rye.
I have nooo idea what else to say =)
love you all.

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Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29623) - you deserved it (2287)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

#14630970
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17086) - you deserved it (2835)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

#14601151
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (3134)

On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
140 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

#14567308
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5461) - you deserved it (24683)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)



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