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by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
by wellthisisawkward80 / 11/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by XxFA1LxX / 11/06/2011 at 1:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
by heartsick / 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by pixiebubz / 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm / Australia / Health
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Josh / 09/27/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
by chloeguest97 / 09/20/2011 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
by ugly? / 09/20/2011 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I’m french and am studying in Japan. One of my teachers, passionate about France, opened a… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…