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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4034
  • Number of comments : 537
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mea_iloveskiing : I'm batman.

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mea_iloveskiing's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

#18297525
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (3622)

On 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17152) - you deserved it (55742)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18124) - you deserved it (76729)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (7333)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

#18209782
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (6932)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28998) - you deserved it (16421)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML

#18058320
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (3517)

On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12984) - you deserved it (25355)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (11313)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (5166)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11921) - you deserved it (31048)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41943) - you deserved it (2489)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (7452)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27961) - you deserved it (2602)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States



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