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Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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