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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6016
  • Number of comments : 537
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mea_iloveskiing : I'm batman.

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Visits<b>tweak2011</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 12:57pm<b>jdahle</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 12:36am<b>vsinha</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 11:22pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 4:18pm<b>kbournes</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:03pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 10:51am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 9:28pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 8:55am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:36am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:55pm<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 6:44pm<b>cookiesFTW</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 11:13pm<b>Xxbeardsley</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 12:27am<b>arsh_fz</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:43pm<b>KaneCR</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 11:35am<b>Argutrax</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 6:53am<b>toolazytotype99</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:27pm<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 10:11pm

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mea_iloveskiing's favorite FMLs

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

by Avomitmous / 02/09/2014 at 4:18pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

by look before you speak / 02/09/2014 at 2:12am / United States / Love

Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML

by sierraleeannee / 02/09/2014 at 1:44am / United States / Kids

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Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

by vey / 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm / China (Beijing) / Miscellaneous

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

by fuck you, dad / 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

by faen / 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

by comeuntome / 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

by ohbiebjetaime / 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm / France / Love