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mea_iloveskiing
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2340
  • Number of comments : 475
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mea_iloveskiing : I'm so happy if you're reading this =)
complicated.
want Oasis not to look back in anger.
I can't stand racists.
love catcher in the rye.
I have nooo idea what else to say =)
love you all.

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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

#20184120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8291) - you deserved it (24177)

On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

#20184036
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12247) - you deserved it (15098)

On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (29851)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
170 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5103) - you deserved it (34076)

On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (1997)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

#19869776
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17857) - you deserved it (1425)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

#19869749
113 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

#19861298
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7245) - you deserved it (21950) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

#19828906
140 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

#19511364
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13027) - you deserved it (3714)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13758) - you deserved it (17645)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20797) - you deserved it (7967)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)



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