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Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
by hatemyjob / 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Soundofaboner / 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 11:49am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 9:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by iLynz / 04/23/2013 at 2:34am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 1:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by KyngJulian / 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Out from Hell / 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm / United States / Love
by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
by shatMyself / 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm / United States / Health
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:42pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health