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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

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Mckibben's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 06:08 / United States - Monroe

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:34 / United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

By Lilly / Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:45 / United States

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

By you - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:46 / United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

By Obi1Shinobi / Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:27 / United States