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Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of loving family laughing at mehile management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML
TODAY , I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE I WAS HOUSE-SITTING. AN HOUR LATER , AND MY FIFTH ATTEMPT AT CLIMBING THE FENCE , I FIGURED I'D TRY THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME. TURNS OUT I WAS TURNING THE HANDLE THE WRONG WAY AND THE DOOR WASN'T LOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. FML
TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML
Today I got back to work. Last week my divorce was finalizd and my last name is once again my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher all my student will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be remindd every day that my marriage faild until everyone memorize my maiden name. FML
Friday 27 March 2015