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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1904
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Today , My Co-worker An I Were Having A Conversation In Russian!! Our Boss Overhered Us Talking , Shouted , ( I Know You're Talking About Me! I Speak Spanish Too! ) An Threatened To Fire Us!! FML

#20061927
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of loving family laughing at mehile management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML

#20061769
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19700) - you deserved it (1571)

On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML

#20061605
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia

Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot mah client was . I waitd fir her response, but recievd a response from mah client stating, "I would readdres this accordingly." FML

#20061515
98 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
100 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today... mah fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest mega FML

#20061168
159 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Were's all te dead people?"

#20061073
100 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm - kids - by Chouse - Canada (Alberta)

Today.. . I was refused employment at a liquor store . Their reason? I'm a regular customer and their afraid I'll drink all their profits . FML

#20060961
40 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 8:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is mah manager at mah new job !! FML

#20060179
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (1624)

On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY , I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE I WAS HOUSE-SITTING. AN HOUR LATER , AND MY FIFTH ATTEMPT AT CLIMBING THE FENCE , I FIGURED I'D TRY THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME. TURNS OUT I WAS TURNING THE HANDLE THE WRONG WAY AND THE DOOR WASN'T LOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. FML

#20060053
64 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML

#20060052
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I got back to work. Last week my divorce was finalizd and my last name is once again my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher all my student will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be remindd every day that my marriage faild until everyone memorize my maiden name. FML

#20059793
100 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

Today I recieved the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fred from last week!! FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a grl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from mah own. big fat FML

#20059533
149 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , I'm so broke tat I and-wased my socks wit a bar of soap tat I stole from work . big fat FML

#20058884
172 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)



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