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by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 11:33am / Miscellaneous
by sunshinexx / 09/07/2012 at 5:50am / Australia / Health
by guaranteed service / 09/07/2012 at 2:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 1:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by thankshun13 / 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/06/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Jessica S. / 09/06/2012 at 7:15am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
by ohhhemmgee / 09/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
by juliannamelissa / 09/06/2012 at 2:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML
by divorcee / 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Lauraborealous / 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money