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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2048
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Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9243) - you deserved it (26582)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
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I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (1778)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44100) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version



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