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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maurambie : If you can't tell from my picture, I love Avenged Sevenfold :)
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Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (9646)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (16533)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32279) - you deserved it (7660)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
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On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
119 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

#15834810
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41363) - you deserved it (3429)

On 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm - work - by nurseITHINKNOT - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML

#15833308
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (7913)

On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36533) - you deserved it (5346)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

#15809237
121 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by pepsifoot - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (7139)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
141 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (61320)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -



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