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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1773
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maurambie : If you can't tell from my picture, I love Avenged Sevenfold :)
foREVer rest in peace, Jimmy

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Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35279) - you deserved it (7422)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15641) - you deserved it (48134)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (5200)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58912) - you deserved it (4660)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

#16052979
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38042) - you deserved it (4628)

On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

#16044464
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33001) - you deserved it (8134)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (3946)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17121) - you deserved it (51447)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41274) - you deserved it (4293)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44295) - you deserved it (4759)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36464) - you deserved it (17408)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39097) - you deserved it (3982)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80505) - you deserved it (6029)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (3160)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -



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